Clever Dog?!
Question:
Clever Dog?
Man sees ad in paper "Talking dog for sale £1000" so the guy races round there to buy it.Owner says yea come in the dogs in the kitchen,guy goes in n says hello how are you, dog says i'm ok thanks to which the guy thought f*** me it can talk.So what have you done with your life the guy says,dog says well to start with i was a guide dog,knew every inch of London,then i went to the army bomb squad,lost count of the number of explosives i found,then onto the drug squad sniffed out millions of pounds worth of drugs,then on to Mi5 then to Mi6 and when i was too old i finished up with this guy.Man goes back to guy and says that dog is brilliant but can i just ask you why you want rid of him to which the guy replies "cos i'm F*****g sick of the lyin B*****d
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Heard it before...but it is still a Great Joke! LOL!!!