Joke; more rednecks?!


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Joke; more rednecks?

Q. What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer

A redneck patient was tod by his doctor, "until the penicillin cleans out your infection, you ain't to have no relations whatsoever."
"OK" said the redneck, "but what about freinds and neighbours?"

Did you hear about the divorced redneck?
He wondered if his ex-wife was still his sister

Why is it so difficult to solve a redneck murder?
no dental records

Two Alabama state troopers were chasing a suspect car towards Georgia.
When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper stopped immediately pulled over.
his colleague said, "Why did you stop?"
the first trooper replied, "he's in georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him".


Answers:

lol. nice one mate.


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