Paddy pulls along side a lorry . . .?!

Paddy pulls along side a lorry . . .?

. . . "Oi driver, yer losing your loads!". The driver tells him to "f**k off!". 5 miles further along "Oi, your losing yer load!". The driver again replies "Will you f**k off!".

5 miles further along, Paddy yells "I'm not joking, honest,you're losing your load!". The driver replies "Will you go away you thick Irish twat, I'm gritting!"

3 weeks ago
EDIT : This might not make sense to those who aren't in Britain or Ireland!

cool first laugh all day thanks heres another paddy joke then

Paddy and his wife in bed one night when they are woken at 1am by the neighbours’ dog barking in the garden next door.

Time passes with Paddy trying to hide under the pillow etc. By 4am he has had enough. "I'll sort this out once and for all; I am fed up of it "
He puts his dressing gown on and goes downstairs. 5 minutes later he is back in the bedroom.
"What have ye done, Paddy"
oive put the bastard dog in our garden see how they like it