Can you guys give me some Chuck Norris jokes?!
Question:
Can you guys give me some Chuck Norris jokes?
the ones that makes me cry will get the best answer
Answers:
Chuck Norris is so badass he traveled back in time to stop the kennedy assassination. When Oswalt shot Chuck Norris jumped in front of the bullets and stopped them with his beard....JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is suing NBC for taking the trademarked names of his left and right legs.....Law and Order.
Chuck Norris is so awesome he brought a still born baby lamb to the set of Texas walker Ranger. After a three hour pro longed beard rub he brought the lamb back to life. Soon after he round house kicked the baby lamb killing it instantly....Only to Remind the Crew.......That the good Chuck has giveth and the Good chuck has taketh away.
In Europe a small company stole and botteled Chuck Norris's urine...they know sell this as Red Bull
Chuck Norris doesnt cut grass he dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands...they are now known as the islands.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer....too bad he has never cried.
A blind man was once walking down the street and accidently bumped into chuck. Chuck replied "do you know who I am, I am chuck norris" the meer mention of his name cured the man of his blindness. Sadly the first and last thing the man ever saw was a lethal roundhouse to the face.
Someone once dared Chuck Norris that they could withstand a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This was recorded as the worst mistake in history.