Do you want to laugh with some jokes about Americans?!
Question:
Do you want to laugh with some jokes about Americans?
hello.. a joke 4u....An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
JOKE #2
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the Jaw
JOKE #3
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by Americans?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush
3 weeks ago
chess between Bush and Bin Laden, who wins???
Bin Laden, cause Bush don't have the towers!
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Simply Hilarious!!! Except joke # 2 !