Here's one for you before I go away tomorrow.?!

Here's one for you before I go away tomorrow.?

A man is making love to a married woman when suddenly they hear her husband coming home. "Quick!" says the woman, "jump out the window!" Before the man can even put on any clothes, he jumps out of the window, totally naked. At that moment, the New York City Marathon happens to be passing by. So the man just falls into step and starts running along with the pack. A man running next to him looks over and says, "Tell me something, do you always run naked?" "Yep," says the man, as he keeps jogging along. "Tell me something else," says the other man. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" "Only," says the man, "when it looks like rain,"

Ha ha.....they really do get better all the time..brilliant 10/10 starred