The Plane Jump *star if you like*?!
Question:
The Plane Jump *star if you like*?
I know I've seen a few jokes similar to this one, but not exactly the same:
There were five people (a priest, a boy scout, Britney Spears, George Bush, and the Queen of England) on plane. The pilot of the plane rushes out with a parachute and says, "The plane is about to crash, we all need to evacuate!" And he jumped off. The five people looked at the parachutes and noticed there were only four parachutes. Britney Spears grabbed one, said, "Well I'm a famous popstar!" and jumped off the plane. George Bush grabbed one, said, "Well I have a country to manage!" and jumped off the plane. The Queen of England grabbed one, said, "Well I am queen of a country, heir to the throne!" and jumped off. The priest looked at the little boy scout and said, "Go ahead, son, you can have the last parachute." And the boy scout said, "It's ok! We can both have one! Britney Spears took my back pack!"
Answers:
wow thats so halarious LMAO OMG THATS HALARIOUS ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
good one i will DEFINTLY GIVE YOU A STAR FOR SURE!!!!NICE JOKE going to tell my friends about this one lol....