Why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff?!
Question:
Why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Tequila...
Is possibly funnier if you're saying it out loud :P My beautician told me this one today. It made me chuckle :)
Answers:
? oh to kill her - oh yeah huh huh huh. She is probably making you laugh so she can break the bad news that she cannot make you beautiful.