Joke; more LIMERICKS (star if you smile)?!
Question:
Joke; more LIMERICKS (star if you smile)?
a shepherd from montana's soft hills
was always looking for thrills
til a sheep he molested
loudly protested
and sent him the vetinary bills
said a president thought to give pecks
to areas other than necks
although its most sultry
it isn't adult'ry
im not even sure its sex
from the depths of the crypt at st giles
came a scream that resounded for miles
said the vicar, good gracious
has father ignatius
forgotten the bishop has piles
there was a young man from mauritius
who said that his last f*ck was delicious
but the next time l c*m
it'll be up your bum
cos that scab on your c*nt looks suspicious
l chase all the girls when lm spunky
a five-days-a-week sexual junkie
l tend not to stray
on tues or wednesday
on those nights l spank my own monkey
Answers:
HA HA HA.!!!
Funny ones Alan.!!!