Back with the jokes - funny???!
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Back with the jokes - funny???
A Bride and Groom are about to tie the knot when a horrible accident kills the entire wedding party. As they stand at the gates of heaven they meet Saint Peter.
The man says " Sir, we were just about to be wed, and were wondering.... is it possible to get married up here?"
Peter says" Wait here, I'll go find out."
About six months pass in heaven when Peter (looking frazzled) comes back with a preacher and says " You most certainly may, I have everything ready."
The Groom says " Well, it's been a while, and we got to thinking. Till death do us part is one thing, but enternity? What if we want a divorce?"
Saint Peter (who is now looking furious) says " LOOK! It took me 6 months to find a PASTOR up here, how long do you think it'll take for me to find a lawyer???"
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