Joke; You know you're a true texan when?!
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Joke; You know you're a true texan when?
your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
vacation means going to the family reunion
you've seen all the top bands....ten years after the were popular
you measure distance in minutes
you know several people who have hit a deer
your school classes were cancelled because of cold
your school classes were cancelled because of heat
you think of the four major food groups as beef,pork,beer and jell-o salad with marshmallows
you think sexy lingerie is a T-shirt and boxer shorts
you know which leaves make good toilet paper.
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