Divine Jokes?!
Question:
Divine Jokes?
A man went to heaven and asked God "God, is a minute to you a million years?" God says
"Yes"
"Is a penny to you a billion dollars?"
"Yes, son"
So the man says
"God, can i borrow a penny?"
"Sure" says God, "Wait a minute"
Next joke:
Dracula asks God, "Can i be an angel with wings, but still suck blood?" "Of course!" says God. So God snaps his fingers and viola! Dracula is napkin, with WINGS
Hope you like :)
Answers:
Aaaahhhhh Those were good. lol I liked them both. Thank you