Haha joke?!
Question:
Haha joke?
lol..Do you like this joke??
A man just went & bought a new car radio.
The cool thing is, if u said something it would be play that kinda music. Examples:
If you said Elvis Presley, it'd play rock n roll.
If you said Dolly Parton, it'd of course play country.
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One day the man was driving down a road.
Some kids ran out in front of him & he slammed on the brakes.
He says: F***ing kids! Micheal Jackson started to play!
lmao!
Answers:
yeah this one was cool. I want to tell you a joke too. See if you like it
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Language Problem
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella "Mississippi"!