I went in a patent shop for patents of some of my inventions. there was a very p!

I went in a patent shop for patents of some of my inventions. there was a very pretty lady who asked me...?

"sire, what kind of things have you invented?"
i told her, "my first invention is a folding bottle."
she asked, "what do you call it?"
i replied, "a fottle."
she asked, whats the second?"
i said, "its a folding carton, which i call a farton."
she said, "sorry sir, we cannot serve you. i dont think those are pretty special things, especially the second one's name is bit rude."
that depressed me, and i walked back topsy turvy without telling her that i also invented a folding bucket.

3 weeks ago
by the way, you should also scratch your head on the most difficult riddle

You are given 5 bags. There are 10 beads in each of the bags. In four of the bags, the beads each weigh 10 kilograms. In the remaining bag, each bead weighs only 9 kilograms. All the bags and beads look identical. You must find out which bag has the lighter beads. The problem is that all the bags look identical and all the beads look identical. You can use a scale, but it has to be a single-tray scale, not a two-tray balance scale. Also, you may use the scale only once. How can you find out which bag has the lighter beads?

I would take Bag #5 and set it in front of me.
I would take 1 bead out of bag #1 and put it into the Bag #5.
I would take 2 beads out of bag #2 and put it into the Bag #5.
I would take 3 beads out of bag #3 and put it into the Bag #5.
I would take 4 beads out of bag #4 and put it into the Bag #5.

Then I would weigh Bag #5.

If it Weighs: Then the 9lbs Beads are in Bag:
149 #1
148 #2
147 #3
146 #4
145 #5