Curiosity killed the cat......?!

Curiosity killed the cat......?

Carl complains to Rafe his right arm aches so much he can't sleep. "I'll have to see the doctor" says Carl. Rafe replies "Don't bother, take a urine sample to the local chemist, their computer will analyse it, tell you what's wrong and how to treat it for £10."

Carl decides to give it a go, the pharmacist gives him a printout of the analysis. It says he has tennis elbow, must rest his arm and take anti-inflammatory tablets. Carl thinks that's amazing and can't resist giving the computer a REALLY tough test. He chucks a bit of dog poo into another container, some urine from a sample his wife is taking to her doctor for analysis, a little of his own semen and finally dips in a tissue his daughter's blown her nose on.

3 weeks ago
Back he goes to the chemist chuckling while wondering what the computer will make of that little lot. Once again, he's given a printout, it reads: "your dog has worms, get deworming tablets, your daughter has a cocaine habit, send her to rehab. Your wife's pregnant with twin boys, you aren't the father, see a lawyer, and how can your tennis elbow clear up when you jack off so much??"

Sorry, had to post this joke in two stages, enjoy it tho. =)

3 weeks ago
Looked at your posts Tony, i'm not surprised, it isn't a new joke. The water and cat parts are new to me, i'm happy with my version tho. It's just one excellent, very British joke. =)

Cheers for the stars, happy to have made some people laugh. =)

LMSIAO Where can I get me on of them.? I might get a clearer answer than I do from the Doctor.!