Not for those who are easily offended!?!
Question:
Not for those who are easily offended!?
A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?" The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
Answers:
oh you bad bad bad person you! but it did make me smile, not a lot - only a little! you'll never get to heaven you know