Now it can be told?!


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Now it can be told?

Got a topper for this one?

A recently declassified report from the National Security Administration's remote viewing program details what happened to Osama.

He was taken out by a food pallet in the early days of the Afghan War. The locals didn't like the top layer of MREs and attributed the smell to the ones they'd opened, so the body was never discovered.

When he got to the waiting area for the Pearly Gates, Thom Jefferson loomed out the mist and punched him in the face. Patrick Henry headbutted him. George Washington powerslammed him, Robert E. Lee slammed a couple of dozen punches to the belly. This went on for most of the day. Even Oliie North showed up in one of his dreams to kick Osama in the balls.

Finally, Osama staggered up to the desk and, quite reasonably asked St. Peter, "WTF!?!?"

Peter asked, "Whadaya Deaf? You were told you'd be met by 64 Virginians."


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not bad at all


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