Joke >>>>> Have you a Merc in your garage?!

Joke >>>>> Have you a Merc in your garage?

Jim's eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone. He calls over his waiter and says, "Send that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me."
The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman, and says, "Ma'am, this is from the gentleman over there."
She says to the waiter, "Please tell him that for me, to accept this champagne, he had better have a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants."
The waiter delivers the message, and Jim says, "Please go back and tell her I have two Mercedes and a Mazda M6 in my garage, three million dollars in the bank, but I haven't even met her, so why the f**k would I cut off four inches?"

LMSIAOSFHISMS Flatterer you weren't supposed to tell you know it's only three and three quarter inches not four.