How you get this joke?!

How you get this joke?

A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen.

Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a son.

They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.

The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out."

Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later, her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay," says the mother, " I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"

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A woman, felling insecure about her looks, one day decided to get a face lift. Now while at the surgery room, the surgeon says they have a new method for face lift, they take a screw like object, jam it near you're forehead area and pull up the skin. The woman decided what the hell, and went for it. Everything was working out fine, but as time got on, she wanted it lifted more, and more, and more, so she kept tightening and tightening. 10 years later she returned to the office and says eveyrthing was going well until I started noticing a two lumps on my forehead

To which the doctor replied, " M'am... Those aren't lumps, those are your breasts, it seems you pulled everything up too much.."

The lady then replied..." Well that explains the hair on my chin then.."