Being a red?!

Being a red?

A primary school teacher starts a new job on Merseyside. Hoping to make a good impression, she tells her class she is a Liverpool fan and asks the students to raise their hands if they too support the Reds. Everyone raises his or her hand apart from one girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Let me guess, Mary, you support Everton, right?"
"Nope, I support Manchester United." Mary replies.
The teacher can't believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a United fan?"
"Because my Mum and Dad are from Manchester, and they both support United."
"Well," says the teacher. "That's no reason for you to be a United fan. You don't have to copy your parents. What if your mother was a prostitute, and your father was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"I'd be a Liverpool fan."

poor girl!!!
what a way to get her transfered to liv pool!!!

David Beckham is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students
if anyone can give him an example of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stands
up and offers that if my best friend who lives
next door was playing in the street and a car came along and killed him
that would be a tragedy.
"No," Beckham says, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand.
"If a school bus carrying fifty children drove
off a cliff, killing everyone involved..... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Beckham. "That is what we would call a GREAT
LOSS."
The room is silent, none of the children volunteer.
"What?" asks Beckham, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an
example
of a tragedy?"
Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says
"If an airplane carrying David Beckham was blown up by a bomb, *that*
would be a tragedy."
Beckham beams. "Marvellous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a
tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy "because it wouldn't be an ACCIDENT and it
certainly
wouldn't be a GREAT LOSS."