Do you like my morning joke ?!
Question:
Do you like my morning joke ?
A little pig goes into a bar. He asks the barman for a pint of beer and directions for the toilet.
The barman points to a door at the far end of the pub, and tells the little pig that's the door he needs to go through to get to the toilet.
Very soon a second little pig walks in. He goes up to the bar, and as the first pig did asks for a pint of beer and directions to the toilet.
Again the barman points to the door, and pulls a pint, a little bit surprised to have seen two pigs in one day.
Just as the barmans shift is ending yet another little pig walks in. Before the pig can talk, the tierd barman says:
"I know. Let me save you the problem. You want a pint of beer, and directions to the toilet!"
The little pig replies:
"No thanks. I'm the little pig, that goes wee wee wee all the way home!!!"
Answers:
Yep funny and oh so innocent!
To those who either don't get it or call it crap.............get a life!
Now for your stupidity I'll give a star to shutup.com