MEN your not so perfect either?!
Question:
MEN your not so perfect either?
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
so they can find their way back to the house
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
One, men will screw anything
What has eight arms and an iq of 60?
four men watching the footie
strolling along the beach, a man found a magic lamp and rubbed it vigorously. as he hoped, a genie emerged and immediately granted him one wish.
the man said, 'l want to be hard all the time and get all the *** l want
and POOF, he turned into a toilet seat
Why cant men get mad cow desease?
because they're all pigs
How are men like noodles?
they're always in hot water,they lack taste and they need dough
A man parked his car in the supermarket car-park and was walking past an empty trolley when he heard a woman ask. excuse me, did you want that trolley?
no re replied, lm only after one thing
huh she muttered ,'typical man.'
What's the one thing that keeps men out of collage?
High school
Answers:
i am laughing out loud but am hiding behind the sofa waiting for a battle of the sexes........