Alsatian at a vet's.?!
Question:
Alsatian at a vet's.?
He meets a Jack Russell and a poodle.He asks the poodle what he's there for.
"I'm going to be put down" says the poodle.
"Noooo.. why??"... "Well, you know how houseproud my owner is, she'd just bought a brand new Axminster and I had a slight...er...accident, on it"
"You're being put down for THAT...Wow!"
"What are you in for Jack?"
"Well you know that postman who kicks me every time he walks past...I'd had enough of the sod so I jumped up and bit him in the nuts."
"You're getting put down for THAT?"
"Afraid so", says Jack."What are you in for then?.."
"Well, you know how smart and fit my owner is...she went into the fridge dressed in that baby-doll nighty of hers, bent down to get the milk...I just couldn't help myself...I took her from behind."
" You're getting put down for THAT?" asked the other two.
"Oh, no...I'm here to have my nails clipped" said the Alsatian.
Answers:
Excellent...can't beat doggy style........
Have a biscuit & roll over till i tickle your belly