Catholic jokes please?!


Question:

Catholic jokes please?

I need some catholic jokes please.

I was brought up in a catholic family, we can laugh at ourselves you know so lets not have any PC comments plse.

...and if you can relate it to a catholic vegan you can have a gazillion points

ta.


Answers:

The girls were lined up in the convent school to discuss their futures. Mother superior asked each in turn what they expected to do after leaving. One said she was going to be a prostitute. Mother superior passed out on hearing this. After reviving her with (holy?) water, she asked the girl once more. On hearing her correctly this time, she said, 'Oh dear God, and I thought she said she was going to be a protestant'.


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