A farmer was giving his wife last minute instructions before?!
Question:
A farmer was giving his wife last minute instructions before?
going into town on business. That fellow will be along this afternoon to impregnate one of the cows, he said, l've hung a nail by the correct stall so you'll know which one l want him to impregnate'.
satified that his wife understood him, the farmer left for town.
that afternoon the imseminater arrived, and the wife, who knew next to nothing about farming, dutifully led him out of the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.
this is the cow right here' she said.
What's the nail for? asked the imseminator.
she shrugged and replied, 'l guess its to hang up your pants'.
Answers:
O dear, that would be costly........especially if she's a milker, (the house cow).