Chinese sick leave ??!
Question:
Chinese sick leave ??
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
"Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
You got nice house!!
Answers:
HA! Owned! Funny...
I'm Chinese and I don't think it's racist, it's fine.