Back with a new one - hope you like it?!


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Back with a new one - hope you like it?

A man walks into the street & manages to get a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, & the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. A guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone & danced like a Broadway star & you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "Yeh, he had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew about wine, which foods to order & which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me- I change a fuse, & the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right."

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Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic & avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake."
Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."
Cabbie: "& he really knew how to treat a woman & make her feel good & never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; & his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too- he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."
Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
Cabbie: "I married his f #### g widow."


Answers:

Usually when I read a long joke the punchline is mediocre or corny! This one was unexpected and very funny because it so true! Have a deserved star!!


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