A collection of my jokes :)?!
Question:
A collection of my jokes :)?
1. why do they have glow in the dark condoms?
A: so gay guys can play star wars
2. How do stevie wonders parents punish him?
A: They rearange the furniture
3. how do stevie wonders parents punish him again?
A: they leave the plunger in the toilet
4. Why do golfers wear two condoms?
A: cause they might get a hole-in-one
5. Okay this is a long one.
A boy goes to the zoo with his mom, and he sees monkeys doing it, so hes like "mommy mommy what are they doing" his mom said that they were making cupcakes.
So he keeps walking and sees the lions doing it, hes like "mommy mommy what are they doing?" his mom says "making cupcakes" so the next morning hes like "mom were you and daddy making cupcakes? cause i licked the icing off the couch" lol :)
Answers:
Funny!
My favorite was the last one, but don't make fun of Stevie Wonders