Omg!!!!!!! please seriously help!!!!!!! emergency!?!

Omg!!!!!!! please seriously help!!!!!!! emergency!?

i need some good jokes!!!!!!! help me please. tell me some hilarious jokes!!! and i will give u the 10 points

1. why do they have glow in the dark condoms?
A: so gay guys can play star wars

2. How do stevie wonders parents punish him?
A: They rearange the furniture

3. how do stevie wonders parents punish him again?
A: they leave the plunger in the toilet

4. Why do golfers wear two condoms?
A: cause they might get a hole-in-one

5. Okay this is a long one.

A boy goes to the zoo with his mom, and he sees monkeys doing it, so hes like "mommy mommy what are they doing" his mom said that they were making cupcakes.
So he keeps walking and sees the lions doing it, hes like "mommy mommy what are they doing?" his mom says "making cupcakes" so the next morning hes like "mom were you and daddy making cupcakes? cause i licked the icing off the couch" lol :)

heres another:

This guy brings his girlfriend home and he says "oh sorry i forgot im babysitting my brother, and we sleep in the same room and we have a bunk bed" so the girl said that was fine. then when they were in the top bunk together the girl says "okay i will say lettuce if i want it faster and tomato for slower" so they are up there going LETTUCE LETTUCE TOMATO LETTUCE! so the little brother wakes up and goes " i dont know WHAT you guys are doing up there but can you stop making sandwich's cause your getting mayonase all over my face!"