What is the best Chuck Norris joke??!
Question:
What is the best Chuck Norris joke??
I think that they're funny, and 10 points to whoever has the funniest!!!
Answers:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris invented the c-section when he round-house kicked his way out of his moms womb.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.