Blind Rabbit?!
Question:
Blind Rabbit?
A blind rabbit and a blind frog are happily hopping around a field.
Suddenly the rabbit and the frog collide.
Sorry says the rabbit I didn't see you there I have been blind since birth.
No problem says the frog, I've been blind since birth also.
Do me a favour says the rabbit, I dont know what I am, can you have a feel at my face and tell me.
Sure says the frog as he feels about the rabbits face.
You've got big whiskers, a wet nose, long fluffy ears and covered in fur. I think your what they call a rabbit says the frog.
Brilliant says the rabbit, I've always wanted to be a rabbit.
Feel at my face and tell me what I am, cause I dont know either says the frog.
The rabbit feels at the frogs face and says, "You are all slimey with big bulging eyes and you've got a very big mouth, I think you are what they call A Scouser"
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Lmao... so true... so funny ;-)