Joke; lemons?!
Question:
Joke; lemons?
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified fir the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman,"have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, yes," she replied,"i've been divorced three times."
Answers:
Expert on parenting
The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.
The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.
Then she inquired what I did for a living.
I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.
Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."