There was a train going to New York at 55 MPH, and another?!
Question:
There was a train going to New York at 55 MPH, and another?
train was coming from Baltimore at 65 kmph. It was midnight with a westerly wind blowing at 32 knots, there was a quarter moon, and it was partly cloudy. Each train had 12 cars, including a caboose.
In the dining car of the train going to new York was a Mime convention of 52 mimes. While in the baggage car of the train coming from Baltimore was a gorilla with only 8 bananas.
At 11pm, accounting for fuel consumption and precipitation, Who was buried in Grant's tomb?
Answers:
Grant, and he's rolling over after hearing this!