What do retired people do???!
Question:
What do retired people do???
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went
downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes
and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about
20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he
wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. It's important to my health.
Answers:
Star that one--just because I hate Hillary, and like your sense of humor!!