Do you feel bad for the airman?!
Question:
Do you feel bad for the airman?
A cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircrafts sewage tank. The aircraft commander was becoming impatient. Not only was the truck late, but also the airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. Finally the commander snapped and promised to punish the airman for his slowness
The airman replied: 'sir, I have no stripes, it is twenty below zero, I’m stationed in Greenland, and I’m pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?'
Answers:
Well. If I were the commander, I'd punish him by pushing him inside the sewage he was pumping out... But THAT would be mean... So I'll just ship him in my plane and cargo-drop him right smack in the middle of the Sahara Desert. THAT'd teach the foul-mouthed b@stard....