This comes from a Catholic elementary school ????!

This comes from a Catholic elementary school ????

This statements about the bible were written by children,they are not retouched or corrected, even incorrect spelling has been left in. Enjoy it! and star it! thank-you for the kids!.........
1. In the first book of the bible, guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the sabbath off.
2. Adam and Eve were created from a apple tree. Noah´s wife was Joan of ark., Noah build and ark and the animals came in pears.
3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
4. The jews were a proud people and troughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.
5. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like delilah.
6. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostoles.
7. Moses led the jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread which is breas without any ingrediens.
8. The egyptians were all drwavned in the dessert. Afterwaords, Moses went up to mount cyanideto get the
commands.

That's so funny. In number 4, do you think they meant that to be about circumcision? (I know. They meant the Gentiles. But hey?!?)