Gay Parrot!?!


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Gay Parrot!?

A gay guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop.

The man sees a parrot with no feet and wonders how he stays on his perch, so he asks the parrot.
"Well," the parrot says, “ I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
The guy feels sorry for the parrot and decides to take him home. The parrot turns out to be a great companion.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman."

"What?" asks the guy.

"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth."

"What happened then?" asks the guy.

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"Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot.

"My God!" the guy says. "Then what?"

"Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time...

"What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy.
"That's what p****s me off. I don't know." said the parrot. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my f*****g perch."


Answers:

omg!!
the best one i read today and it really made me lol

a star for you and please some more :)


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