Why I fired my secretary....??!
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Why I fired my secretary....??
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say ?Happy Birthday,? and would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say ?Good Morning,? let alone any ?Happy Birthday.? I thought, ?Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.? The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, ?Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.? So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me.? I said, ?By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.? We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously On the way back to the office, she said, You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?? I said, ?No, I guess not.? She said, ?Let's go to my apartment.? After arriving at her apartment she said, ?Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.? ?Sure,? I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. All were singing ?Happy Birthday? and there on the couch I sat... naked. And that is why I fired my secretary
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hahahha that was hilarious. here's a star. put some more great jokes. LOL