I'm planning to join Yo Momma...and i don't know what jokes i should say..?!

I'm planning to join Yo Momma...and i don't know what jokes i should say..?

i am going on the show in a little bit..but i don't know what jokes to say..HELP!!

Yo Momma so fat that if she doesn't eat one day, Africa won't starve.
Yo Momma so dumb that she went to the White House and said "I want a cheeseburger and fillet'o'fish with fries and a chocolate milkshake" to George Bush.
Yo Momma so ugly if she looks at herself in the mirror, her reflection vomits.
Yo Momma so nerdy she spends her free time ready an encyclopedia.
Yo Momma so hairy you can't tell the difference between her and the hairiest gorilla on earth.