Have you heard the one about the taxman?!


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Have you heard the one about the taxman?

the taxman was doing his daily rota and had to go to a mosque.
there he noticed a lot of candles, so he said to the Rabbi, " thats an awful lot of candles you have, what do you do with the old wax?"
the Rabbi replies "we send it back to the candle makers, who then send us free boxes of candles every now and again." Trying to catch him out, the taxman then proceeded to ask,"wel what about the bread, what do you do with the crumbs?" the Rabbi replies "Well we send them back to the company, who then send us free boxes of bread."
The taxman, seeing the Rabbi had an answer for everything proceeded to ask, "you do a lot of circumsitions here, what do you do with all of the foreskins?" to which the Rabbi replied, "Well we send them to the taxman and every now and again they send us a prick from the tax office!"

"Well," said the Rabbi, we send them back

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2 weeks ago
i couldnt remember that it was called a synagogue, and mosque was in my head at the time, anyhoo............


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ha ha ha


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