Customer service at Tesco's?!

Customer service at Tesco's?

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco's store. As he got to the
checkout he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the checkout.
She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the checkout, he told the
checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
have some brought to the checkout for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers.He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the
intercom and said...


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'Mop and bucket, Till 5'

lmao.best joke ive seen on here for ages