JOKE! Ok, so a panda walks into...?!
Question:
JOKE! Ok, so a panda walks into...?
... a restaurant & eats. He then stands, pulls out gun & shoots the waitor. He starts to leave when the manager comes up & says, "What!? You just shot my waitor! Where are you going!?"
The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up." The manager opens a dictionary & reads, "panda: An asian bear w/ black & white markings. Eats, shoots, & leaves."
Ha ha ha! ...what? If you don't get it-- eats bamboo shoots & bamboo leaves.
Answers:
well done
a panda walks into a bar a says can i have a whiskey and
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coke.
the bartender asked why the big pause
the panda replied i don't know i always had them