So there were two old men...?!
Question:
So there were two old men...?
... sitting on the porch enjoying the cool summer evening. Pretty soon, a dog trots up in the yard and proceeds to squat down and lick its testicles.
As he's watching the dog the first man says "You know, all my life I have wished that I could do that."
The second man looks at his friend and then back at the dog contemplatively and says "I do believe that dog would bite you..."
Answers:
hahha lol