An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and goes to the docks. Have you heard !
Question:
An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and goes to the docks. Have you heard this?
While he is there he hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it the best he can for a bloke his age and pauses to ask "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well sailor I'd say you were doing about 3 knots",
"3 knots!" "Whats that supposed to mean?" he asks.
"You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your f***ing money back!"
Answers:
hehe! Thats a good one!
I'll have to remember it!!!