Two Prisoners, Two Choices?!


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Two Prisoners, Two Choices?

Two explorers are flying over the Amazon. The Plane crases and the local tribe captures them and takes them prisoner. The King brings the first prisoner in front of the whole tribe. He then askes "What do you choose, death or Bondo?"

The prisoner says, "I choose Bondo, I don't want to die."

The crowd chants, "BONDO, BONDO UBEO UBEO Then a huge, well-endowed man comes out and screws him and the guy screams.

Meanwhile the other guy sees this. Then the king calls for the second prisoner. He comes out and says, "I saw what happend. I choose death."

The Kings says, "No one has chosen death before. He looks at the crowd and asks how the prisoner should die."

They shout "DEATH BY BONDO!"


Answers:

the joke was not very funny but now my ahole hurts just thinking about BONDO. I would sure want to be the first guy in that joke.....:D


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