What is the best joke that you have heard recently?!
Question:
What is the best joke that you have heard recently?
This is mine:
Two parents take their child to a nude beach, and shortly after, their child runs up to his mom and says, "A lot of the women have bigger breasts than you." She responds saying, "The bigger breasts, the siller the woman." The child is satisfied and goes back to play in the ocean. The child comes back to his mother, and says, "A lot of the men have bigger penises than daddy." She responds saying, "The bigger the penis, the dumber the man." The child is satisfied and goes back to play in the ocean. About a half an hour later, the child comes back to his mother and said, "Mommy! Daddy is talking to the silliest woman on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
Wht's ur best joke?
Answers:
At a rehab center, there was a sign that said
" Keep Off the grass"
It's really a pun..but i think it's funny