How does that joke go? Me chinese me play joke me put pee-pee in your coke...?!
Question:
How does that joke go? Me chinese me play joke me put pee-pee in your coke...?
Haha, I know weird but my brother just did it to my other brother and chopped it up. Then I tried to correct him and realized I've forgotten it!
Answers:
An indian guy walks into a restaurant and has a chinese waiter. He orders a coke and says that it tastes funny. Then the waiter says, "Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me put pee-pee in your coke!" Pissed, the indian guy leaves. Next a British man walks in and orders a coke. When he tells the waiter that it tastes funy, the waiter replies: "Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me put pee-pee in your Coke!" The British man becomes quite frustrated, and storms out. Then an American Cowboy walks in and orders a coke. When he tries it and he tells the waiter that it tases funny, the waiter says, "Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me put pee-pee in your coke!" Angered, the cowboy replies: "Oh yeah? Well then Me Cowboy! Me shoot fast! Me cap bullet up your @$$!" And shoots him.