A man walks into a bar....?!

Question:

1. Ouch that must have hurt.

2. With a piece of asphult under his arm. Give me a drink he says to the bartender and one for the road.

Answers:

haha...the second one mostly :)
how bout this: three guys walk into a bar...the other one ducks ;)

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