Wanna hear some jokes?!
Question:
Wanna hear some jokes?
What do you call 150 white guys chasing one black guy?
The PGA.
A Man dies and goes to hell. As He is wallowing in dispair, he has his first meeting with a demon.The demon says "don't be glum chum. Hell isnt that bad.You a drinking man"? The man says "sure"."Well you're gonna love Monday's. All we do is drink untill we pass out".He say's "Are you a smoker?" The man say's "You betcha". "well" say's the demon, "You can smoke all you want here and you won't get cancer, you're already dead.Bet you like to gamble" The man says "Oh yeah!"So the demon says "The you're gonna love Friday's. We have an all day poker tournament".Finally the demon asks"Are you gay?" "No " say's the man. "Then you're gonna hate Saturday's".
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okay!!!!!!!! ok it was kinda funny...........hahahaaa.........
no waite!!! it was funny..............lol