Did you ever wonder......................?!

Did you ever wonder......................

~Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
~If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?
~Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
~I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
~If a vegetarian eats only vegetation, what does a humanitarian eat?
~Did Adam and Eve have navels?
~How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
~How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
~If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
~Why are there "interstates" in Hawaii?
~How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
~Why does lemon juice contain mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
~What hair color do they put on a bald man's drivers license?
~If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

2 weeks ago
~Why are there Braille markings on the Drive-up ATM machines?
~Why do we Drive on the Parkway and Park on the Driveway?
~When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
~If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
~If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
~Why does the light switch say "on" when we cant see it in the dark?
~Why does the light switch say "off" when we dont see that word when the light is on?
~Why do they call them apartments when they are all together?
~Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are dead?
~Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
~Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
~Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
~Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
~Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
~If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

2 weeks ago
~You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
~If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
~Why do we call an incident that was almost a collision, a near miss? Surely, if it nearly missed, it must have hit. Should it not be called a near hit?
~Why it's called Lipstick if you can still move your lips?
~Why, if blind people wear dark glasses, don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
~If people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
~Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?
~Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
~Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
~If man evolved from monkeys and apes...why do we still have monkeys and apes?
~Where forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

2 weeks ago
~If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
~One nice thing about egotists, they don't talk about other people.
~How is it possible to have a civil war?

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2 weeks ago
.... answer 42 match? Uh??? I dont understand what you are asking.

2 weeks ago
Oh I see what you mean. I did a repeat. SORRRY ;D
I just remembered one more.....

~Who's cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

2 weeks ago
Ok people......there are many days i have too much time on my hands. At least i use my hands for a good cause. ;D

nice!!! i put it in a email!!!! Ok heres a star!